@gbarberi yeah, the mind often…

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@gbarberi yeah, the mind often boggles at why people attempt stuff like that.

That’s no moon, it’s a Space S…

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That’s no moon, it’s a Space Station

I’m stuck in bed with a very b…

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I’m stuck in bed with a very bad case of flu…. :(

so theres like a bajillion nut…

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so theres like a bajillion nutrients I’ve never even heard of….

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impossible is just a problem with a solution that hasn’t been thought of yet

I’d say “lets do lunch” - but …

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I’d say “lets do lunch” - but I hate cliches

Pants Status: No pants - Wore …

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Pants Status: No pants - Wore a kilt earlier.

I guess if you’re going to fuc…

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I guess if you’re going to fuck up, make it glorious - I bet nobody can top losing 1000 components to thermonuclear devices.

how does someone lose 1000 nuc…

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how does someone lose 1000 nuclear parts? I mean seriously…how does this shit happen? If I lost 1000 of something, I think I’d know about

I hate my neighbour - she’s un…

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I hate my neighbour - she’s unbelievably lazy, she slept in until 1pm today, hasn’t taken her kids to school in days. I’m glad shes moving

I’m a sadistic bastard when it…

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I’m a sadistic bastard when it comes to traffic - I saw a 4 car pileup today, and I must admit it made me happy to see others misfortunes.

I dont know what the hell I’ve…

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I dont know what the hell I’ve done, but my legs are damn sore. They feel like they’re about to fall out of their sockets.

Watching some TED videos

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Watching some TED videos

Pants status: On, and ready fo…

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Pants status: On, and ready for the day ahead.

Finally got my computer back u…

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Finally got my computer back up and running after it caught a nasty cold… Theres no point for flu shots, its easier just to put it down.